Tim

There are two things you need to know about Tim. He speaks in metaphors and is a die hard Pitt fan and wants everyone to know it. He’s “that” guy with the Pitt screen saver, phone cover, bumper sticker, and tattoo on his ass. We’re not sure if he even went there as we’ve never seen a diploma. Tim married Luann 20 years ago and has four beautiful daughters…go figure. Tim’s strengths include picking fights with guys twice his size and Facebook stalking. He’s also the president and founder of “I wear my Bluetooth and I don’t care who sees it”.

Chad

Chad is our creative guy, which means he is allowed to sit in his candle lit office with tunes playing and we can’t judge him. He butts heads with Tim because of his allegiance with WVU, but that just means he can hold his liquor better. Chad met his wife Mel when she shampooed his luscious locks at a hair salon and they have one daughter, Gracie, who has decorated Chad’s office with finger paintings and a pretty pink princess tent. Maybe that’s why he dims the lights? Chad gets inspiration for his eye-catching campaigns from the loons he lives by in Uniontown.

Carroll

If you know Carroll, you know he’s had a mustache since 1975. He reminds us that he is a Villa-no-fun grad when ‘Nova is winning, but other than that, he lets Chad and Tim do most of the bickering. Carroll married Lori in 2001 and has three hooligans in their 20’s. Two of them even work for him – yikes. Carroll has experience in cable and newspaper media and enjoys Howard Stern and Makers Mark. If you want to contact Carroll try writing him a letter because he rarely answers his phone.

Carey

Carey is our hardest working employee meaning that she is the only one reliable enough to be in the office, although you might not know it because she’s as quiet as the silence that follows the phrase “we need to talk”. She went to Seton Hill and WCCC and uses her degrees in Graphic Design and Photography to create attention-grabbing headlines. Carey married Dan during a Steeler’s Superbowl weekend and has a strange obsession with her dog, Murphy. Carey’s ideal vacation needs to have two things: sun and booze.

Christopher

Christopher is a Duquesne University graduate and is, for some reason, Tim’s understudy in the sales department. They bicker like an old married couple about everything just because they both like to hear themselves talk. They even have precious nicknames for each other, Nancy and Alice. Chris married Chelsie in 2008 and they have a beautiful baby boy. Chris is a ginormous Steeler’s fan. He is also a geek at heart and loves all things Nintendo and Harry Potter. Did I mention he is 26?

Jordan

Jordan is our video producer and enjoys crude humor and lots of beer. He is a phenomenal white guy dancer and has perfected the Jersey Shore fist pump. Jordan is always the first to volunteer when we need someone to research a new client that owns a bar. Sometimes we don’t hear from him for a few days but he always comes back to us with detailed, albeit sloppy, notes. When Jordan isn’t working he can be found chillaxin at home with his fiancé, Colby.

Lori

Lori likes to trash talk about alma maters with the boys especially because she is a PSU grad. Lori has a corporate background in cable media where she first met Tim. They’ve been “work married” for 10 years now, but the real twist is that she married Carroll in ’01. Don’t worry about jealousy, we also hired Tim’s real life wife and she and Carroll are planning their “work wedding” in the spring. What you might call creepy we just refer to as “synergy”.

Luann

Luann is our billing extraordinaire. She has the knowledge (and patience!) to organize all the invoices, checks, receipts, and bills that the boys just can’t keep straight. Her experience raising four teenage girls comes in handy here. Multi-task much? She is also one hell of a cook and is generous enough to share her gift with the office. When Luann is in the office, there is guaranteed invoicing madness and tons of laughter.

Joanna

Our youngest member is Joanna, or more simply, just “J”. With her age comes experience with social media, which means she gets to stalk all her friends on Facebook during the workday and get paid for it. She is also well equipped to work the Google on the Internet machine. J attended West Virginia University and that means Tim has no shot at winning any future Pitt vs. WVU arguments. J is an avid LOST fan, so please don’t get her started by asking any questions about it.

LeighAnne

Leighanne is our project coordinator. She is another PSU graduate and leading member of the Nittany Nation. She and Lori attend weekly meetings. When she’s not swamped trying to organize all of our harebrained ideas, or corralling her children, LeighAnne enjoys a good ghost hunt. She also believes that she came up with the idea behind “The Sixth Sense” and won’t let you forget it. When we need help with our commas and semicolons, LeighAnne is our go-to gal.

Brooks

Oh boy, another PSU grad. Brooks is our web guy. He is the one behind all the magic that we take credit for. When he’s not dumbing down his web lingo for us to understand, he is usually reading up on extreme sports and how to make the perfect sheet cake. He has an entrepreneurial spirit and his favorite song is “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls. Brooks has been working on computers since people were getting dysentery on The Oregon Trail.

Kasey

Our newbie video producer is Kasey. He comes to us from the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Prior to his initiation at AMG, he was a cook whipping up signature dishes like Cup-A-Soup and claiming it came “from scratch”. In his spare time, Kasey’s hobbies include paying parking tickets and shoveling snow. He is also a huge Twilight fan and can often be found “sparkling” in the sun. It’s a background like his that make the best video producers.